2011 World Series of Twitter Day 11 – Elvis, LeBron and Bananas
Day 11 of the 2011 World Series of Twitter had an Elvis sighting, a new protest arise at the WSOP, and we find out that Roland de Wolfe may have a new job.
Coming in at Seat 9, we have the lovely Lacey Jones. Her tweet has to do with the leading photo:
Just a guess, but I doubt most anyone near Memphis has ever heard of Gavin Smith.
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Sam Stein in Seat 8 must be a Dallas Maverick fan:
Yes, I saw his name mentioned Kobe. However, Kobe is not playing for the NBA title this year is he?
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In Seat 7, Kim Shannon returns to the final table but I dont think she knows where she has been:
I vote pole dancing, in the Rhino, with Mr. Klink.
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Dutch Boyd makes his first final table of the WSOT in Seat 6.
He reminds us why its a good idea to know what game youre playing when youre in a HORSE rotation:
I once made a similar play in Stud 8. Of course, I was rolled up with fives and caught quads on fifth
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Kurt Braunohler in Seat 5 either really hates first dates or he has a lot on his mind to say:
Could be worse. It could be like a getting a colonoscopy at a school that teaches roto rooting.
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In Seat 4, Mark Gahagan may have just broke the next big poker scandal:
So WPT money is funding the WSOP? I think Jack would like that.
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In Seat 3, Chris Hall gives us a recommendation that is either misspelled, or concerning:
Roland de Wolfe is giving rubdowns?
How does that work? Does he give them between hands, or just after he busts out of events? Does he charge?
Why am I asking so many questions?
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In Seat 2 we have Padraig Parkinson. Apparently there will be another protest held in relation to the WSOP this summer:
How long will the persecution of monkeys continue?
Go out now and donate to the MPHPBA (Monkeys Protesting High Price Bananas Association.) No, they dont exist, but they probably will get more accomplished than the PPA.
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In Seat 1, the First Lady of Poker Linda Johnson makes her first WSOT final table.
She tells us about a spat between a married couple:
Even her jokes are classy.
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Come back tomorrow when we find out the meaning of life.
(Note: Tomorrow is an off day for the WSOT, so the meaning of life edition will be moved to the 5th Monday of this month.)
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